Normally,
I would be giving a weekend wrap-up, but tonight, all that doesn't matter.
Some mad person went into a school and took the lives of small children. There are no words that can even come from me that can make this make sense. I can't even begin to think of what those parents are going through in Connecticut I don't know any other way to be, but be JT's mom. If someone took that away from me in a moments notice...Love on your children. Kiss them every second they allow it. Hug them as tight as possible. I swear to never take the job of being a mom for granted ever again.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Current Obsession: Christmas Edition #3
Here we are again with some obsessions of mine, and they come at the perfect time! Christmas is almost here! Let me take a moment to say something. I feel as though I need to get this off my chest. It has been brewing in the back of my mind for weeks now, and here is the perfect platform for me to speak what I think. I think Christmas is overrated. Let me explain. Before the gifts, trees, and lights there is a story. And no, I am not going to get into the entire biblical story, for I feel if you were raised that way you know it (yes, for the record I do know the story!). It saddens me that children only see gifts when it comes to Christmas. One of the most important themes that we can take from the biblical story of Christmas is family. And my family means the absolute most to me. I can't imagine life now without my two boys, the big one and his mini me ( I am going to need to read this post throughout the year to remind me of my love for them...). I was once a child and yes, Christmas was all about the gifts to me, but as I got older and wiser, I knew its much more. I would never take away from my child that, yes, you do get gifts on this day, but I am hoping that as time goes on he realizes that there is SO much more to this day.
After all that, I would now like to talk about the shit that I want. Shall we?
I love this stuff. I used to work in the store, Bath and Body Works, and if I had a lil extra left over, I would get this. It is a bit steep, at $24.00 a jar, but let me just say, it is one of the best sea salts on the market. I know, I know, you can make homemade sea salt, but I don't want homemade when I can get this! I would love an entire set, with the Shea Butter lotion. My God, a little of that stuff goes a longggg way. This jar has been known to last me a little over two months. You don't use it everyday. Once or twice a week, and you are gold.
Well,
I can't do a current obsession without adding something the boy "thinks" he wants. Sigh...tell me how they got famous. I need to know. What made them so damnit famous, and why did I not think of it...Oh, I haven't mentioned WHAT I am talking about. I thought based on my half ass description, you would know. I mean, where did Angry Birds exactly emerge from.
After all that, I would now like to talk about the shit that I want. Shall we?
I love this stuff. I used to work in the store, Bath and Body Works, and if I had a lil extra left over, I would get this. It is a bit steep, at $24.00 a jar, but let me just say, it is one of the best sea salts on the market. I know, I know, you can make homemade sea salt, but I don't want homemade when I can get this! I would love an entire set, with the Shea Butter lotion. My God, a little of that stuff goes a longggg way. This jar has been known to last me a little over two months. You don't use it everyday. Once or twice a week, and you are gold.
Well,
I don't even think this is the right game he wants. In fact, I'm not even sure what game it is he wants. There are so many of them out there, I mean, how can you choose! Every time a damn colorful bird shows its wings on my TV, my kid goes nuts. "Mom!" he shouts. " I want this too for Christmas!" "JT" I say, "Didn't you show me another Angry Bird somethin' or nother earlier?" "NOOOOOO!!! I want this one!"
"You don't know what the hell you want..." I mutter to self. Could this or something like it make the final cut?
Possibly. It's $24.00, and I'm not sure how or what you do with it. Perfect!
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Current Obsession: Christmas Edition#2
In typical fashion, I am going to start this post off with what I WANT for Christmas. I have no idea if I will see any of this shit that I post, but like I always tell people; if you put it out there that you want something, you may actually get it. So here goes.
The only reason I know what this green thang says is, every once in awhile JT will wake up and say it. Along with saying it, he smashes his fist down the way Hulk would do it. Secretly, I think it's the cutest thing ever. And the way I see it, he should look the part. Scooped both of these pieces up on Thanksgiving evening. I was a brave soul and went to Target that night, at 9pm. People, I was a woman possessed. I knew EXACTLY what I wanted to purchase. No time to bullshit. Get the 'effing toys, and be out. I threw my son in one cart and passed him off to my mom. I then grabbed another cart and told her to answer her phone when I called her. I only went down two toy aisles and had all four items I needed. I doubled back and realized Teenage Mutan Ninja Turtles were on sale! Damnit, I was going to have to come back for an exchange. No way in hell I was going to miss out on the difference in price. I'm talking a 20+ dollar difference people! Twenty minutes later, I had what I needed and went to check out. I had the checkout person double bag everything so my son could not see it, and called my mom. She was in the bath section. Looking at towels. On the day before Black Friday....I wonder...did she have the right idea..or did I.
I love these shoes. Let me say this again. I love Minnetonka shoes. The boots that you see first have been on my wish list for some time now. They tend to be a bit on the expensive side, but Minnetonka shoes last for a long time. I have a tan pair, like the gray pair that you see last. They are broken in to perfection. You can get away with wearing them with just about anything too, which is a plus in my book. Sometimes, I even wear them with shit that doesn't go. Ask me if I care?
The Boy:
" Hulk SMASH!!!!!"The only reason I know what this green thang says is, every once in awhile JT will wake up and say it. Along with saying it, he smashes his fist down the way Hulk would do it. Secretly, I think it's the cutest thing ever. And the way I see it, he should look the part. Scooped both of these pieces up on Thanksgiving evening. I was a brave soul and went to Target that night, at 9pm. People, I was a woman possessed. I knew EXACTLY what I wanted to purchase. No time to bullshit. Get the 'effing toys, and be out. I threw my son in one cart and passed him off to my mom. I then grabbed another cart and told her to answer her phone when I called her. I only went down two toy aisles and had all four items I needed. I doubled back and realized Teenage Mutan Ninja Turtles were on sale! Damnit, I was going to have to come back for an exchange. No way in hell I was going to miss out on the difference in price. I'm talking a 20+ dollar difference people! Twenty minutes later, I had what I needed and went to check out. I had the checkout person double bag everything so my son could not see it, and called my mom. She was in the bath section. Looking at towels. On the day before Black Friday....I wonder...did she have the right idea..or did I.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Tuesday Tantrum
Tuesday Tantrum is my way of getting some shit off my chest. In no way do I mean to offend or harm, and quite frankly, I don't give a damn. If I do offend you...well, stop reading my 'effing blog!
Just a few things that have bothered me lately....
My son's lunchbox. What is it with just throwing in your trash AND any uneaten food? And how is it that thing gets so incredibly dirty and smelly? He is on his second lunch box. I have a feeling, a third is coming real soon.
What is is with spouses using your towel when they get out of the shower? I mean, they have their own hanging up in the bathroom, and theirs is EYE LEVEL to when they get out of the shower, but they still reach for yours, and by the time you take a shower its all wet! I need someone to explain this to me.
Why do people drive so 'effing close to you on the road? We are all going to the same red light. It wont change in 2.5 seconds. What is the rush?
And its only Tuesday...
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Current Obsession: Christmas Edition
Yeah,
You read that title correctly. It is November, after all. Which means, Christmas is rightthere.
The way I see it, I need to share with the world what it is I would like to obtain for Christmas.
Does it mean I will get these things? Probably not. I have a five year old who tends to take all of my money around this time. *Light Bulb* did you just see the light bulb go off over my head? No, well I did. I think its only fair that if I share what I want, then its only fair to share some of thebullshit toys he wants. You can decide who is being ridiculous and who has the right idea....
My Current Number One Obsession:
You read that title correctly. It is November, after all. Which means, Christmas is rightthere.
The way I see it, I need to share with the world what it is I would like to obtain for Christmas.
Does it mean I will get these things? Probably not. I have a five year old who tends to take all of my money around this time. *Light Bulb* did you just see the light bulb go off over my head? No, well I did. I think its only fair that if I share what I want, then its only fair to share some of the
My Current Number One Obsession:
I need this baby, like fat kid needs hostess. I have the first edition, and by first edition Barnes and Nobel looks at me like I'm crazy when I ask for upgrades for the thing. It's almost like they are saying, UPGRADE, BITCH! I know some of you people are Apple people ( why is that, can someone explain the phenomenon behind apple?) But, I wont cave just yet. Damn, its just so beautiful, isn't it?
The five year old Current Obsession ( can't say it is his number one, because everything is his number one):
People, look at this 'effing thing. Just take a step back and look at it. W-T-F?! From my understanding, this thing does not even have an off button. What parent buys a toy for their kids, that they can't turn off?? Then, the damn thing doesn't speak "English" it speaks "Furbish" ( read: Rubish). As a teacher, I know kids can hardly speak correctly now, and you want to create a toy to further that downward spiral? Whatthehell?!
I can say with a clear mind, that this may be on his list, but Santa shant not bring this fur bag in my crib this Christmas.
* Note: These opinions are my own. In no way has Barnes and Nobles or the maker of Furby have anything to do with what is stated. If I have offended anyone...stop reading my damn blog!
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Weekend Wrap Up
This weekend was extended due to holiday break.
This past Thursday was Thanksgiving, and we had half of the week out.
Can you say fantastic?
I got to spend some much needed time with my family, and I made an amazing Thanksgiving meal.
There were a few tips I would love to share when cooking a holiday meal. Things like, it's OK to take shortcuts when making a full meal. What I mean is, some of my meal was already made for me, like my ham and my sweet potatoe souffle. Now, normally I make the souffle, but this year, I said I wanted a break. Standing in the kitchen peeling, boiling and souffleing sweet potatoes takes some time,and when you add a couple of glasses of wine to that...well... by taking this shortcut added more time for me sit and do nothing. Another short cut I took was dealing with frozen vegetables Some people are rolling there eyes right now, but let me just say I used frozen collard greens and they were right on point. Just think, I did not have to wash, rinse, and wash again. I cut straight to cooking with those suckers, and with a lot of love, and much seasoning, they were really good.
As far as deserts go...well, I made brownies...and..they sucked..needles to say, I will take my advise fully for Christmas, and buy a desert.
Be well, Joi
*stay tuned this week for post on my views on Christmas shopping for me, the kid, and family. Considering that I hate crowds, spending unnecessary money, and just the overall feeling of being rushed should tell you this post are honest and rant filled.
This past Thursday was Thanksgiving, and we had half of the week out.
Can you say fantastic?
I got to spend some much needed time with my family, and I made an amazing Thanksgiving meal.
There were a few tips I would love to share when cooking a holiday meal. Things like, it's OK to take shortcuts when making a full meal. What I mean is, some of my meal was already made for me, like my ham and my sweet potatoe souffle. Now, normally I make the souffle, but this year, I said I wanted a break. Standing in the kitchen peeling, boiling and souffleing sweet potatoes takes some time,and when you add a couple of glasses of wine to that...well... by taking this shortcut added more time for me sit and do nothing. Another short cut I took was dealing with frozen vegetables Some people are rolling there eyes right now, but let me just say I used frozen collard greens and they were right on point. Just think, I did not have to wash, rinse, and wash again. I cut straight to cooking with those suckers, and with a lot of love, and much seasoning, they were really good.
As far as deserts go...well, I made brownies...and..they sucked..needles to say, I will take my advise fully for Christmas, and buy a desert.
Be well, Joi
*stay tuned this week for post on my views on Christmas shopping for me, the kid, and family. Considering that I hate crowds, spending unnecessary money, and just the overall feeling of being rushed should tell you this post are honest and rant filled.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Mash Up
There should have been a Tuesday Tantrum already posted...not the case..
And tomorrow, I am supposed to have posted my current obsession...don't think so.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and I really do not plan to use my hands for typing. I plan to use them for other things, like making a pan of mac and cheese, and then eating so much of it I get constipated...TMI..but ask me if I care.
I say all of this to say, I don't have a tantrum this week. Kinda a quiet week for me. I do have a current obsession though.
I am not sure this machine needs much introduction.
I feel as though if you are a person who has to get up in the morning, and do one of the following : get kids ready, get lunches ready, get YOURSELF ready, go to a job, maybe, even go to a job you hate, you need a lil bump ( stop it! not that kind of bump!)...enough..... just look at the pretty picture, click on the link if you like what you see, and treat yourself to real coffee.
And tomorrow, I am supposed to have posted my current obsession...don't think so.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and I really do not plan to use my hands for typing. I plan to use them for other things, like making a pan of mac and cheese, and then eating so much of it I get constipated...TMI..but ask me if I care.
I say all of this to say, I don't have a tantrum this week. Kinda a quiet week for me. I do have a current obsession though.
I am not sure this machine needs much introduction.
I feel as though if you are a person who has to get up in the morning, and do one of the following : get kids ready, get lunches ready, get YOURSELF ready, go to a job, maybe, even go to a job you hate, you need a lil bump ( stop it! not that kind of bump!)...enough..... just look at the pretty picture, click on the link if you like what you see, and treat yourself to real coffee.
*In no way am I being compensated for these thoughts and opinions about Keurig. These are my own thoughts that I just wish to share.
*Stay tuned for the weeks to come to see my edition of Christmas Current Obsessions.
Enjoy Thanksgiving all!
*Stay tuned for the weeks to come to see my edition of Christmas Current Obsessions.
Enjoy Thanksgiving all!
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Weekend Wrap Up: Time Off
I love the weekend.
There is no other way to state that sentence. Most weekends are spent cleaning house, taking care of things with my son and his father, and soon, going to little league basketball games
( tantrums and tears, here we come!).
After re-reading what I just typed, you would think that I work through most of my weekends...I do...But every once in awhile, the stars align just right, and I am able to take a time out just for me. And that's what happened this weekend.
I could wax on about what exactly I did, but a girl never gives up all the goods..especially secrets on how this weekend came to fruition I will leave some cookie trails into some of the things that my weekend involved...crumbs that is, not full cookies.
Having family over this week for the holidays? Make this dip. It is three ingredients. I came home with an empty plate. Nuff said.
Read this book. It's one of the sunshine books this year that the students can read. I tend to read a lot of their books each year, and so far, this one sticks out the most. We take so much for granted, and this close to Thanksgiving, we need to realize that everything we have is worth so much. Right down to the water we bathe in, drink, and wash our clothes in.
I know I love me some Chicagolicious. If you have read some of my previous post, you will know how I feel about that show.
I found a new one to be addicted too.
Scandal. Watch. Watch again. Love.
Be well, and enjoy your Sunday, Joi
There is no other way to state that sentence. Most weekends are spent cleaning house, taking care of things with my son and his father, and soon, going to little league basketball games
( tantrums and tears, here we come!).
After re-reading what I just typed, you would think that I work through most of my weekends...I do...But every once in awhile, the stars align just right, and I am able to take a time out just for me. And that's what happened this weekend.
I could wax on about what exactly I did, but a girl never gives up all the goods..especially secrets on how this weekend came to fruition I will leave some cookie trails into some of the things that my weekend involved...crumbs that is, not full cookies.
Having family over this week for the holidays? Make this dip. It is three ingredients. I came home with an empty plate. Nuff said.
Read this book. It's one of the sunshine books this year that the students can read. I tend to read a lot of their books each year, and so far, this one sticks out the most. We take so much for granted, and this close to Thanksgiving, we need to realize that everything we have is worth so much. Right down to the water we bathe in, drink, and wash our clothes in.
I found a new one to be addicted too.
Scandal. Watch. Watch again. Love.
Be well, and enjoy your Sunday, Joi
Friday, November 16, 2012
Current Obsession
I have a thing for dresses. I guess it because jeans are just not made for woman over the age of 30. I mean, have you seen/worn a pair of jeans if you are over the age of 30? They create muffin top, humps, lumps, and just overall uncomfortablness...that's not a word...The dress. A girl likes to feel put together. When it's Monday morning, and your alarm has gone off at 6:00 am and you have hit the snooze button
*Old Navy did not ask me to review this dress. These are my own thoughts, and my own opinions. I just like to share them!
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Tuesday Tantrum
* Me: "OK class, today we are going to have a discussion about our currant story. We have some questions that go along with our story." ( Showing the questions) These questions are due ( give date). Any questions so far?"
Nothing.
"OK, class,can you tell me about the story we've been reading?"
Nothing.
"Okkkkk, can you tell me the title of the story we've been reading?"
Nothing.
Me: "When does the new Twilight come out?"
"November 16 "( "I may miss school"- This was whispered)
"Have you seen the others yet?!"
"What team are you on?"
"Can you believe it, after this, its like over..."
"They have to come out with a new one!"
On, and on, and on....
Still have not told me the title of the story....
*Typically, its not like this. But with Twilight on the horizon...oh boy...
Nothing.
"OK, class,can you tell me about the story we've been reading?"
Nothing.
"Okkkkk, can you tell me the title of the story we've been reading?"
Nothing.
Me: "When does the new Twilight come out?"
"November 16 "( "I may miss school"- This was whispered)
"Have you seen the others yet?!"
"What team are you on?"
"Can you believe it, after this, its like over..."
"They have to come out with a new one!"
On, and on, and on....
Still have not told me the title of the story....
*Typically, its not like this. But with Twilight on the horizon...oh boy...
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Weekend Wrap Up
Quite an uneventful weekend. I really didn't do much.
I made a Shepard pie tonight, which if you do not know what that is, I suggest looking it up.
You can pretty much put anything in it, and a traditional one has lamb in it. I tend to stay away from lamb, and use ground beef, a beef gravy, peas and carrots, homemade potatoes, and cheese. Big hit for the big man, not so much for the small one. In fact, he told me, " I don't eat no shippard pie....Yup, highlight of my weekend.
Start your week off with a smile, Joi
I made a Shepard pie tonight, which if you do not know what that is, I suggest looking it up.
You can pretty much put anything in it, and a traditional one has lamb in it. I tend to stay away from lamb, and use ground beef, a beef gravy, peas and carrots, homemade potatoes, and cheese. Big hit for the big man, not so much for the small one. In fact, he told me, " I don't eat no shippard pie....Yup, highlight of my weekend.
Start your week off with a smile, Joi
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Tuesday Tantrum
Tuesday Tantrum is my way of getting some shit off my chest. In no way do I mean to offend or harm, and quite frankly, I don't give a damn. If I do offend you...well, stop reading my 'effing blog!
I have to be to work at 8:20 every morning. I tend to roll in at either 8:15 or 8:20 on the nose. Sometimes, I am a smidge late, but for the most part I'm there, without fail. This morning was one of those mornings where I rolled in a smidge late. All because the bitch in the drive- thru at the bank.
And here is my tantrum. People, if you are anything like me, you check your balance in your bank accounts EVERYDAY. Typically, the only time that 'mug changes is when you get paid or if someone is feeling generous and puts a deposit in it. But, I know most of you check it everyday, if not twice a day. You already know whats in there. I mean, its like no surprise, and when you go to the bank, you either go in or go through the drive-thru ( I tend to go to through the drive- thru, cause I feel judged when I go in...don't ask...) Anyway, so I pull up this morning, and I am WELL on time this morning. I mean, my son got up without me blessing him out this morning, I got dressed and did not have to change my clothes, everybody's lunch is made right. I mean, we are talking a great morning here folks!
Back to the bitch...I pull up and there is a car in front of me. I noticed that she has already put her ATM card in, so I get mine out and ready, cause lets not forget I am on time today. I then notice that she got out of her car and was standing in front of the ATM. At this point, I am giving the cricket, cricket look ( the kind of look you give someone when you are not quite sure what to say) because I cant understand why she is out of the car. She then takes her card out of the ATM, looks at it, and puts it back in again...O....k....and here is where I want to scream BITCH YOU KNOW WHATS IN THE ACCOUNT ALREADY, STOP THIS SHIT!!!
Needless to say, she pulled off, and I was able to get what I needed in about ten seconds flat.
I got to work at 8:30 this morning.
Did I mention that as I pulled off, the bitch had pulled back around again to the ATM machine?
I have to be to work at 8:20 every morning. I tend to roll in at either 8:15 or 8:20 on the nose. Sometimes, I am a smidge late, but for the most part I'm there, without fail. This morning was one of those mornings where I rolled in a smidge late. All because the bitch in the drive- thru at the bank.
And here is my tantrum. People, if you are anything like me, you check your balance in your bank accounts EVERYDAY. Typically, the only time that 'mug changes is when you get paid or if someone is feeling generous and puts a deposit in it. But, I know most of you check it everyday, if not twice a day. You already know whats in there. I mean, its like no surprise, and when you go to the bank, you either go in or go through the drive-thru ( I tend to go to through the drive- thru, cause I feel judged when I go in...don't ask...) Anyway, so I pull up this morning, and I am WELL on time this morning. I mean, my son got up without me blessing him out this morning, I got dressed and did not have to change my clothes, everybody's lunch is made right. I mean, we are talking a great morning here folks!
Back to the bitch...I pull up and there is a car in front of me. I noticed that she has already put her ATM card in, so I get mine out and ready, cause lets not forget I am on time today. I then notice that she got out of her car and was standing in front of the ATM. At this point, I am giving the cricket, cricket look ( the kind of look you give someone when you are not quite sure what to say) because I cant understand why she is out of the car. She then takes her card out of the ATM, looks at it, and puts it back in again...O....k....and here is where I want to scream BITCH YOU KNOW WHATS IN THE ACCOUNT ALREADY, STOP THIS SHIT!!!
Needless to say, she pulled off, and I was able to get what I needed in about ten seconds flat.
I got to work at 8:30 this morning.
Did I mention that as I pulled off, the bitch had pulled back around again to the ATM machine?
You Betta
I think you get the picture...I am almost certain that EVERYONE I know has rocked the vote today. This is no bullshit people. If you did not cast your opinion today, I will tell you for the next four years to shut the 'eff up...It is 6:14 pm now where I'm sitting. Polls close at 7...whatcha goin to do, man?
Saturday, November 3, 2012
The Last Time
So,
The last time I was here, I shared a video of a current obsession I was having. I had been watching the show "Weeds" and I really liked the theme song that they chose. As of late, I had to stop watching the show because of lack of time. I still think the song is quite relevant. More now then ever as I go through this year at work. "The man" constantly wants you to conform to what they think is best. I sum that up in one statement: BULLSHIT....
So whats been going on you ask?
Not too much. I still have the same every day stresses, like I am sure the rest of the world is having. Things like, Why is gas so much? Could I possibly sit in my house all day, and not use the car, therefore not waste any gas? The cost of food is so high, can I go a week without buying anything? Why is my kid growing so fast, maybe if he would stop eating the food that cost so much....Yeah, shit like that. By the way, before someone calls "the people" on me, I feed my kid! Trust me, if I didn't he would aggravate me until I did.
I have also taken a shine to growing plants....(pause)...How is that going, you ask? Well, the mums in my house can't decide if they want to kill themselves outright, or tease me as they kill themselves slowly...I water them as often as possible. But I'm finding that if you don't water them every other day, they will croak. The elephant ears at my job are just gorgeous. It could be that you can get away with watering them, like, every three days or something like that. They could just respond really well to me yelling in my classroom. Or children not listening sometimes...I don't know what it is, but I'll keep doing what I'm doing.
Why did I just write a whole paragraph on plants?
Not sure...Maybe because I do not have much to say tonight, except read the new sub-headings under my blog title. The newest one is "Things To Come". I explain about some of the new types of post that I want to add to the blog weekly. Now, life tends to get in the way ( read: my job, my child, and sleep) and I may not be able to keep up with the schedule, but I am sure willing to try. Here is to a new start, to what I hope is a new and improved blog.
The last time I was here, I shared a video of a current obsession I was having. I had been watching the show "Weeds" and I really liked the theme song that they chose. As of late, I had to stop watching the show because of lack of time. I still think the song is quite relevant. More now then ever as I go through this year at work. "The man" constantly wants you to conform to what they think is best. I sum that up in one statement: BULLSHIT....
So whats been going on you ask?
Not too much. I still have the same every day stresses, like I am sure the rest of the world is having. Things like, Why is gas so much? Could I possibly sit in my house all day, and not use the car, therefore not waste any gas? The cost of food is so high, can I go a week without buying anything? Why is my kid growing so fast, maybe if he would stop eating the food that cost so much....Yeah, shit like that. By the way, before someone calls "the people" on me, I feed my kid! Trust me, if I didn't he would aggravate me until I did.
I have also taken a shine to growing plants....(pause)...How is that going, you ask? Well, the mums in my house can't decide if they want to kill themselves outright, or tease me as they kill themselves slowly...I water them as often as possible. But I'm finding that if you don't water them every other day, they will croak. The elephant ears at my job are just gorgeous. It could be that you can get away with watering them, like, every three days or something like that. They could just respond really well to me yelling in my classroom. Or children not listening sometimes...I don't know what it is, but I'll keep doing what I'm doing.
Why did I just write a whole paragraph on plants?
Not sure...Maybe because I do not have much to say tonight, except read the new sub-headings under my blog title. The newest one is "Things To Come". I explain about some of the new types of post that I want to add to the blog weekly. Now, life tends to get in the way ( read: my job, my child, and sleep) and I may not be able to keep up with the schedule, but I am sure willing to try. Here is to a new start, to what I hope is a new and improved blog.
Current Obsession
I am very much in love with this set from Target. I did not get the plates, but I do have the mugs that are in this picture. Target has taken to teaming up with certain designers, artist, and home decorators, and by doing so, Target has been able to release some of their designs for a lower cost. Now, I must admit, a lot of the collaborations that have been done, I don't care for. But I love buying unique and quirky items for my kitchen. I mean, look at them! They are just as big as they look in the picture! There is just something about being able to "swim" in your coffee. And for you tea drinkers, these would be a great buy as well. When looking these items up online, Target states that they could only be brought online. Well....I purchased mine in the store AND I paid $3.00 a mug....yeah, let that sit and marinate for a minute.....Coffee anyone...
*Target has not paid me to say state my opinions about their products. These are my own thoughts. I just want to share them with you!
Thursday, September 20, 2012
I will not...
Yes, there is a little old woman eating ice cream, do not adjust.
But...
Listen to the words of this song.
Take it all in.
I did.
Ok, Yes, I have started watching the show "Weeds".
YES, this is the theme song, but the words is what got me.
I like the words.
It is EXACTLY what I have been thinking when it comes to my job.
I WILL NOT CONFORM TO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE....
and Yes, you can all think I am weird as hell.
Focus on the words.
Kinda suits everyday living, doesn't it?
Not just work, but life in general. Conforming has never been much of an option for me.
Now that I have put you on some new shit....you can leave me a few words and tell me what you think.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Its been some time...
Yes, it has.
I know I said that I would aim to blog at the start of the week and then at the end of the week...
Failed that one..
Now, I am just going to say that I want to blog as often as I can.
I am still working out what to do with the space. Pictures, content, and things like that take time and thought.
I do not want to spend that much time and thought on something like that..or should I?
There was a point in my life where I wrote everyday. Whatever happened that day or wherever I went, I talked about it. It was one of the most important things to me do. Where did that person go?
I have had to censor myself a lot since getting older and becoming a mom. Its important to me be conscious of what I put out there, even if no one reads it.
But I am sick of that.
What is the point of having a voice if you cant use it? What is the point of having such a mighty sword, aka my pen, if I have a fear of what people will say and think?
What if I have a bad day with the camera...do I share the horrid pics and risk being ridiculed or just suck it up for the sake of my space?
Just some shit that floats through my mind.
Anyway, celebrated a birthday this past month. I was thrown for a loop when a party was thrown in my honor. A whole party for me. It was very nice and I loved it, especially watching the kids play and have a good time. I don't care what anyone says. Kids make the party. Unless men get up and shake their asses better than you..Long story, cant even explain. Pictures tell a story better than I can.
My son is enjoying school. I am still adjusting to him being in a new place, with new teachers, and new friends. He is finding his way with minor incidents. Things like learning to listen more, and knowing you cant snatch things from other children have been very interesting conversations to have. This motherhood thing is a lot harder than what people think. Sometimes, you want to tell your children "beat the hell out of that kid" or "maybe the teacher did need to shut up" (no, my son has not said that to a teacher!). These are just some things I have to think, and only think to myself. I know I cant tell him these things right now. That boy is on serious repeat lately!
Where was I going with this...who the hell knows....
I know I said that I would aim to blog at the start of the week and then at the end of the week...
Failed that one..
Now, I am just going to say that I want to blog as often as I can.
I am still working out what to do with the space. Pictures, content, and things like that take time and thought.
I do not want to spend that much time and thought on something like that..or should I?
There was a point in my life where I wrote everyday. Whatever happened that day or wherever I went, I talked about it. It was one of the most important things to me do. Where did that person go?
I have had to censor myself a lot since getting older and becoming a mom. Its important to me be conscious of what I put out there, even if no one reads it.
But I am sick of that.
What is the point of having a voice if you cant use it? What is the point of having such a mighty sword, aka my pen, if I have a fear of what people will say and think?
What if I have a bad day with the camera...do I share the horrid pics and risk being ridiculed or just suck it up for the sake of my space?
Just some shit that floats through my mind.
Anyway, celebrated a birthday this past month. I was thrown for a loop when a party was thrown in my honor. A whole party for me. It was very nice and I loved it, especially watching the kids play and have a good time. I don't care what anyone says. Kids make the party. Unless men get up and shake their asses better than you..Long story, cant even explain. Pictures tell a story better than I can.
My son is enjoying school. I am still adjusting to him being in a new place, with new teachers, and new friends. He is finding his way with minor incidents. Things like learning to listen more, and knowing you cant snatch things from other children have been very interesting conversations to have. This motherhood thing is a lot harder than what people think. Sometimes, you want to tell your children "beat the hell out of that kid" or "maybe the teacher did need to shut up" (no, my son has not said that to a teacher!). These are just some things I have to think, and only think to myself. I know I cant tell him these things right now. That boy is on serious repeat lately!
Where was I going with this...who the hell knows....
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Wow!
Its been a crazy past few days..but I have to be getting off to bed, because I go back to work tomorrow.
Whats that you say? It's Wednesday, and you should have been back on Monday?
Yes, you are right! I was supposed to be starting out my week on Monday, but thanks to Tropical Storms and flooding that was not the case.
I also celebrated my birthday, and was planning on a very low key kind of celebration.
My love thought differently, and threw me a surprise party!
Like I said, lots to talk about...Be back soon...
Whats that you say? It's Wednesday, and you should have been back on Monday?
Yes, you are right! I was supposed to be starting out my week on Monday, but thanks to Tropical Storms and flooding that was not the case.
I also celebrated my birthday, and was planning on a very low key kind of celebration.
My love thought differently, and threw me a surprise party!
Like I said, lots to talk about...Be back soon...
Monday, August 20, 2012
First day..DONE
Not much to say tonight, except the first day of school is over.
My son went to kindergarten today, and I was a bit nervous. We met his teacher last Friday, and to say he is kinda in love with her, is an understatement. I would be lying through my teeth if I said I wasn't slightly jealous...I am glad thought that he likes her. He is, fo' sho', my child, and when he does not like you, well, that's that. When I picked him up, he was all smiles and kisses. He told me that he had fun and he enjoyed lunch!
My day back was great as well. It seems that this years bunch is mellow, and willing to learn. I do hope this is not the "honeymoon" phase, and it really is like this. One kid even walked up to me at the end of class, and said " I really like you"....Wahhhhh...that was what I was thinking! First meeting, and you likes me! Sweet!
Tonight is the season finale of Chicagoliscious, and I will probably watch it either tomorrow or this weekend. I am so tired and so drained. I had to not only worry about my students, but my lil' man in his new place. I tell you, a woman's work is never done....
My son went to kindergarten today, and I was a bit nervous. We met his teacher last Friday, and to say he is kinda in love with her, is an understatement. I would be lying through my teeth if I said I wasn't slightly jealous...I am glad thought that he likes her. He is, fo' sho', my child, and when he does not like you, well, that's that. When I picked him up, he was all smiles and kisses. He told me that he had fun and he enjoyed lunch!
My day back was great as well. It seems that this years bunch is mellow, and willing to learn. I do hope this is not the "honeymoon" phase, and it really is like this. One kid even walked up to me at the end of class, and said " I really like you"....Wahhhhh...that was what I was thinking! First meeting, and you likes me! Sweet!
Tonight is the season finale of Chicagoliscious, and I will probably watch it either tomorrow or this weekend. I am so tired and so drained. I had to not only worry about my students, but my lil' man in his new place. I tell you, a woman's work is never done....
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Previously,
I talked about how I did not know how to incorporate work topics in my entries. I talked about how it may be inappropriate. Legal stuff and what not. I am still at battle with the thought of it, but I have come to some sort of conclusion. I really shouldn't mention work too much on here anyway. This is my freedom from work. I should talk about what is going on in the news ( what IS going on in the news today?), I should talk about....TV! Speaking of TV, Chicagolicious last episode is next Monday. Do you think Macray is going to tell his mom? Is Q gonna be out? Oh, the suspicion!
I really do not have anything to say today, and I may not be back on until Sunday, but I did want to talk about crossing the line, and this blog. I am still working through my thoughts, and I am still wondering if anyone even cares about what I have to say, but I know I challenged myself when I started this thing. And I plan on seeing it through.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Well,
I went back to work today. I am not due in till tomorrow, but I went back in today to get a jump start......
I am stressed the &^%$ out already!
Give me a drink, will ya?
In other news...Come on peeps, you already know the drill! It's Monday!!!
If you are still not with the program google the name "Macray" and "Style Network" and see what pops up ummk? Get Nasty!
I am stressed the &^%$ out already!
Give me a drink, will ya?
In other news...Come on peeps, you already know the drill! It's Monday!!!
If you are still not with the program google the name "Macray" and "Style Network" and see what pops up ummk? Get Nasty!
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Upside Down Smile
Yeah, just as the title states. I have an upside down smile. Why? Summer is over for me.
I am going back to work a day early, so that I wont feel as though I am being rushed (read: I will be rushed ALL DAMN WEEK). As I have mentioned before, I earn a living by being a leader *teacher. Anyone who knows anything about this profession can relate to how I feel at this exact moment. You heart is starting to beat just a bit faster, your dreams at night have started to shift to lesson plans and reading passages versus dreaming about happy hour and a nap at 2pm. You have to remember to do things, like shave your legs, and polish your toes (yup, the kids will ask you what's up with your feet! They really stare at you).
Awhile ago, this time of year always made me nervous. Stage fright is what some would call it. I used to be extremely nervous that first day of school before my kids would walk through the door. True fact: My first year teaching, when my first hour walked in I stared at them for about five minutes straight. No hello, nothing! Just stared. Can you say freaky? I have since gotten a lot better about it. There are some tricks that I use to cope with first day jitters for me as the teacher, and my students. I will talk about them some day here. Its nothing etched in stone, but I have found that if I have a game plan, and if something gets 'effed up, I don't look stupid in front of my kids.
Where was I going with all of this?? Who the hell knows, roll with it...
So, summer is coming to an end. I will have to rely on my DVR. I will have to give up my 2pm naps in the afternoon, I will have to rely on Instagram to see what's going on with my friends and other blogs. On the flip side, I am planning to change up some of topics and lessons, and I am even planning on reading a new novel with the kids. Sounds kind of boring to some people, but this is my bread and butter we are talking about. This is the part of the job that I LOVE. I just hope that this year brings in some moldable (is that a word?) students. Notice I did not say "nice students" or "well behaved". Again, if you are familiar with how this story goes as a teacher, you know that smug ass kids are always right around the corner. You also know that "nice" can mean " I wont cuss you out today"...I will stick with my new word: moldable.
I had a great summer though. I can't even lie about that. I did not document all of my summer on the blog, because I didn't do anything that was THAT exciting. It was just a great time to watch my son grow up, spend some much needed time with his dad. You tend to get caught up in the cycle of work throughout the year, and you take your family for granted. I am going to try my best to not save that for the summer anymore. But to really appreciate what I have throughout the year. I got a lot of rest. I can say that I am ready to take on a new year. And for what I hear, I am glad I took 2pm naps.
Here's to a new year. Bring it. I never back down to a challenge.
* I scratched out leader and wrote teacher. I did this because some days I feel like a leader and some days I just feel like a regular teacher. To further explain that, some teachers feel like babysitters, and they feel like they are not being leaders. That all we are doing is just providing a service for about eight hours a day. There are days you look out to your classes, and you may think "Do you even hear me?" Those are the days that my leader hat falls short. Those are the days that I ask myself why am I doing this? For this amount of money, and all my effort. Those are the days that I feel like a failure. But then, at the the end of the day, I take off both those hats, leader and teacher, and I just go home. Tomorrow, I will try to wear my leader hat the entire day.
I am going back to work a day early, so that I wont feel as though I am being rushed (read: I will be rushed ALL DAMN WEEK). As I have mentioned before, I earn a living by being a
Awhile ago, this time of year always made me nervous. Stage fright is what some would call it. I used to be extremely nervous that first day of school before my kids would walk through the door. True fact: My first year teaching, when my first hour walked in I stared at them for about five minutes straight. No hello, nothing! Just stared. Can you say freaky? I have since gotten a lot better about it. There are some tricks that I use to cope with first day jitters for me as the teacher, and my students. I will talk about them some day here. Its nothing etched in stone, but I have found that if I have a game plan, and if something gets 'effed up, I don't look stupid in front of my kids.
Where was I going with all of this?? Who the hell knows, roll with it...
So, summer is coming to an end. I will have to rely on my DVR. I will have to give up my 2pm naps in the afternoon, I will have to rely on Instagram to see what's going on with my friends and other blogs. On the flip side, I am planning to change up some of topics and lessons, and I am even planning on reading a new novel with the kids. Sounds kind of boring to some people, but this is my bread and butter we are talking about. This is the part of the job that I LOVE. I just hope that this year brings in some moldable (is that a word?) students. Notice I did not say "nice students" or "well behaved". Again, if you are familiar with how this story goes as a teacher, you know that smug ass kids are always right around the corner. You also know that "nice" can mean " I wont cuss you out today"...I will stick with my new word: moldable.
I had a great summer though. I can't even lie about that. I did not document all of my summer on the blog, because I didn't do anything that was THAT exciting. It was just a great time to watch my son grow up, spend some much needed time with his dad. You tend to get caught up in the cycle of work throughout the year, and you take your family for granted. I am going to try my best to not save that for the summer anymore. But to really appreciate what I have throughout the year. I got a lot of rest. I can say that I am ready to take on a new year. And for what I hear, I am glad I took 2pm naps.
Here's to a new year. Bring it. I never back down to a challenge.
* I scratched out leader and wrote teacher. I did this because some days I feel like a leader and some days I just feel like a regular teacher. To further explain that, some teachers feel like babysitters, and they feel like they are not being leaders. That all we are doing is just providing a service for about eight hours a day. There are days you look out to your classes, and you may think "Do you even hear me?" Those are the days that my leader hat falls short. Those are the days that I ask myself why am I doing this? For this amount of money, and all my effort. Those are the days that I feel like a failure. But then, at the the end of the day, I take off both those hats, leader and teacher, and I just go home. Tomorrow, I will try to wear my leader hat the entire day.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Do I Even Need to Say It?!
It's Monday...
Have you started watching yet? I know you have. You had too, I mean, really, why would you not want to?
What the hell am I talking about, you ask...well let me refer you to here and here.
Do you get it now? Of course you do! I bet you are wondering why do I keep talking about this show. It is reality t.v after all, but the truth of the matter is, that it is funny as hell! Anyone that knows me, knows that after this week, I will not look at television unless it is the weekend. There is a pretty strict routine and schedule around here during the school/work week. So I have to soak it in while I can. After this week, I will have to rely on my DVR to work its magic, and then watch everything between Saturday and Sunday.
Sounds so depressing right? ...sigh...Who you tellin'
But anyways, watch the damn show!
P.S. I am still thinking/meditating on what to do about the content of this blog once I return back to work. I still do not have any answers. If you are curious or care about what it is I am talking about, refer to yesterdays post. Please, if you happen to stop by and read it, share your thoughts. I am curious to know how some would handle this.
UPDATED ON 08/07/12: W. T. F..... WTF, why didn't Chicagolicious not come on?! why is the network 'effing with my emotions? Someone, please, tell me what happened, cause I am PISSED!
Have you started watching yet? I know you have. You had too, I mean, really, why would you not want to?
What the hell am I talking about, you ask...well let me refer you to here and here.
Do you get it now? Of course you do! I bet you are wondering why do I keep talking about this show. It is reality t.v after all, but the truth of the matter is, that it is funny as hell! Anyone that knows me, knows that after this week, I will not look at television unless it is the weekend. There is a pretty strict routine and schedule around here during the school/work week. So I have to soak it in while I can. After this week, I will have to rely on my DVR to work its magic, and then watch everything between Saturday and Sunday.
Sounds so depressing right? ...sigh...Who you tellin'
But anyways, watch the damn show!
P.S. I am still thinking/meditating on what to do about the content of this blog once I return back to work. I still do not have any answers. If you are curious or care about what it is I am talking about, refer to yesterdays post. Please, if you happen to stop by and read it, share your thoughts. I am curious to know how some would handle this.
UPDATED ON 08/07/12: W. T. F..... WTF, why didn't Chicagolicious not come on?! why is the network 'effing with my emotions? Someone, please, tell me what happened, cause I am PISSED!
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Time is running out...
In a short time, I will be back to work.
For those of you who have read or even care about what it is I do, you know that I am a teacher.
I wont elaborate much on where and what I teach, but that's how I make my bread and butter.
I am a bit conflicted when it comes to over sharing in this area. I love my job, and therefore want to keep it. However, it is a HUGE part of my life. I mean, I spend well over eight hours a day there. I am not sure exactly how I will document my time there on the blog just yet. I need to work that out.
Some of the things that take place at work are just worth sharing. I mean, there are days when your students are just on point, and your like, "fo' realz, you listening to me!" and then there are days you are like "slit my throat! NOW!"...
Yeah, I need to work this shiz out...
For those of you who have read or even care about what it is I do, you know that I am a teacher.
I wont elaborate much on where and what I teach, but that's how I make my bread and butter.
I am a bit conflicted when it comes to over sharing in this area. I love my job, and therefore want to keep it. However, it is a HUGE part of my life. I mean, I spend well over eight hours a day there. I am not sure exactly how I will document my time there on the blog just yet. I need to work that out.
Some of the things that take place at work are just worth sharing. I mean, there are days when your students are just on point, and your like, "fo' realz, you listening to me!" and then there are days you are like "slit my throat! NOW!"...
Yeah, I need to work this shiz out...
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Right now...
Its after 9:30pm, and my son is up..watching Spongebob...and screaming.
There are Sex and The City re-runs on my television right now.
I am almost done reading Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children.
I am also currently wondering about a dress in my closet... I'm wondering if it fits..properly..If it does, then I can wear it for cocktails tomorrow.
Why is my son still up?
My left leg/thigh hurts.
Is he jumping on the bed again??
I ate half a pint of ice cream tonight...dress,maybe not...
DAMMIT, HE IS JUMPING ON THE 'EFFING BED..AGAIN!
Ill work the rest of this shit out tomorrow
There are Sex and The City re-runs on my television right now.
I am almost done reading Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children.
I am also currently wondering about a dress in my closet... I'm wondering if it fits..properly..If it does, then I can wear it for cocktails tomorrow.
Why is my son still up?
My left leg/thigh hurts.
Is he jumping on the bed again??
I ate half a pint of ice cream tonight...
DAMMIT, HE IS JUMPING ON THE 'EFFING BED..AGAIN!
Ill work the rest of this shit out tomorrow
Monday, July 30, 2012
T.V Time!
(Insert sound of me screaming with laughter!)
Tonight is Chicagolicious!
Macray!!!!
I won't leave you with yet another video...at least not today.
(In case you are not familiar with my small tangent about Chicagolicious, my advise to you is to go to Here, and get with the program!)
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Where ya been?
It's been some time since I have posted anything on the blog.
The truth is, nothing really is going on. I am so boring and vanilla right now, its scary.
The typical summer day for me goes like this:
Wake up
Wake up again (snooze button, act like ya know!)
Wake up my son
Wake him up again
Get him ready for school/camp
Make myself put on something that somewhat matches, so that I can take him to school/camp
Come back home and make myself a cup of coffee ( this is MY FAVORITE PART of the morning!)
Turn on the t.v and see what I have DVR'd the night before ( another favorite, because I have made it quite clear that I love me some Chicagoliscious)
Watch an obscene amount of t.v while I simultaneously knit, clean, do laundry, whatever...
Oh lord! Look at the time, Go get the child...
Yup, sounds quite boring when I put it all out there like that...I mean, shouldn't I be doing something a bit more constructive, like.....(fill in the blank if you want, and then let me know what the hell it is that I should be doing!)
Oh! I have another tip: Watch the movie, " The Book of Eli". Highly recommended. Made me so teary eyed, especially when I figured out what "book" was being so protected.
And now, I leave you with Macray! Lordy, this man makes me snap my fingers!
The truth is, nothing really is going on. I am so boring and vanilla right now, its scary.
The typical summer day for me goes like this:
Wake up
Wake up again (snooze button, act like ya know!)
Wake up my son
Wake him up again
Get him ready for school/camp
Make myself put on something that somewhat matches, so that I can take him to school/camp
Come back home and make myself a cup of coffee ( this is MY FAVORITE PART of the morning!)
Turn on the t.v and see what I have DVR'd the night before ( another favorite, because I have made it quite clear that I love me some Chicagoliscious)
Watch an obscene amount of t.v while I simultaneously knit, clean, do laundry, whatever...
Oh lord! Look at the time, Go get the child...
Yup, sounds quite boring when I put it all out there like that...I mean, shouldn't I be doing something a bit more constructive, like.....(fill in the blank if you want, and then let me know what the hell it is that I should be doing!)
Oh! I have another tip: Watch the movie, " The Book of Eli". Highly recommended. Made me so teary eyed, especially when I figured out what "book" was being so protected.
And now, I leave you with Macray! Lordy, this man makes me snap my fingers!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Random Tidbits
Since I really have not bothered to post any pictures on my page, I thought that I could give up some goods about me. These are just some random facts, in no particular order:
1. In case you did not know this already, I am a die hard bookworm. One of my first post talks about my love affair with books. I will pretty much read any genre, but as of late, "smut" has been my favorite! 50 shades, anyone?
2. I love the water. Pools, the beach and all that jazz...but, cant swim at all. Nope, I take that back. If I need to, I am sure I can save my son. Although he takes lessons and is better than me. How sad is that? My five year old is a stronger swimmer than me.
3. I eat ketchup with just about anything. This is quite random, but I wanted to put it out there. Just in case, there is someone like me reading this. And is ashamed. And people talk shit to them about it...You are not alone. Currently, there are about five bottles in my cabinet. For me...yup...this is awkward..
4. Breakfast is my favorite meal. But, it needs to be eaten after ten a.m. Anytime before is just gross. After 10, is cool. Unless, you have partied heavily the night before, and its about 3am, and you are so wasted, that the only thing you can think of is bacon, so you go to IHOP...at 3am...OK, you get the picture.
5. I believe that letter writing is a dying art. I think that everyone should write a letter to someone, at least, once a year.
6. I knit. Well...kinda...refer to Instagram on this one.
7. I love my job. Yup, I do. I just hate the bullshit that sometimes comes with it.
8. I know within five minutes of meeting you, if I like you or not. This is not a joke, and I have a lot of people that can say, I am an excellent judge of character. Some people call it being a bitch. I call it being safe.
9. A spin off of #9, I take no shit. From anyone.
10. Even more info about #9 and #10... I am an excellent friend. I am the one that you want in your corner. I fight hard for those I love, and I never stop until they are satisfied.
Well, If you have read this far, either you are bored and browsing the web on the toilet via your electronic devise, or you actually wanted to know a little more about me. I do hope its the later...cause if its the first, do you scroll/type with the same hand you wipe????? Hmmmmmm.......
1. In case you did not know this already, I am a die hard bookworm. One of my first post talks about my love affair with books. I will pretty much read any genre, but as of late, "smut" has been my favorite! 50 shades, anyone?
2. I love the water. Pools, the beach and all that jazz...but, cant swim at all. Nope, I take that back. If I need to, I am sure I can save my son. Although he takes lessons and is better than me. How sad is that? My five year old is a stronger swimmer than me.
3. I eat ketchup with just about anything. This is quite random, but I wanted to put it out there. Just in case, there is someone like me reading this. And is ashamed. And people talk shit to them about it...You are not alone. Currently, there are about five bottles in my cabinet. For me...yup...this is awkward..
4. Breakfast is my favorite meal. But, it needs to be eaten after ten a.m. Anytime before is just gross. After 10, is cool. Unless, you have partied heavily the night before, and its about 3am, and you are so wasted, that the only thing you can think of is bacon, so you go to IHOP...at 3am...OK, you get the picture.
5. I believe that letter writing is a dying art. I think that everyone should write a letter to someone, at least, once a year.
6. I knit. Well...kinda...refer to Instagram on this one.
7. I love my job. Yup, I do. I just hate the bullshit that sometimes comes with it.
8. I know within five minutes of meeting you, if I like you or not. This is not a joke, and I have a lot of people that can say, I am an excellent judge of character. Some people call it being a bitch. I call it being safe.
9. A spin off of #9, I take no shit. From anyone.
10. Even more info about #9 and #10... I am an excellent friend. I am the one that you want in your corner. I fight hard for those I love, and I never stop until they are satisfied.
Well, If you have read this far, either you are bored and browsing the web on the toilet via your electronic devise, or you actually wanted to know a little more about me. I do hope its the later...cause if its the first, do you scroll/type with the same hand you wipe????? Hmmmmmm.......
Monday, July 16, 2012
Monday Mania
Here we are again at the start of another week. As I have stated before, I am still in a bit of a writing rut. The way I see getting through it, is to write whatever comes to mind. So here goes:
Why am I so tired? Is it because I am completely lazy lately? I am on vacation until August. And if you haven't figured it out, yes, I am teacher. I work about 180 days out the year. I deal with children that are ages 10-11. On any given day, I see about 115 kids. Which means, that is 115 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES. The fact that I take a nap everyday at 2pm, is a testament that I am tired as hell. There are some stories that I could tell, that could make your hair stand up on end, and snot fly out of your nose, but due to parents are crazy, I will not go there at this time.
Well, what have I been up to this summer? I read a book or two every week. I take my son to swim everyday. I dream of working out in my mind and never do it. I even have it worked out what I would wear to work out, but I do not have the perfect sneakers to wear...at least, that is what I am telling myself this week.
Another thing that I do for the summer, and I have to say, I am quite ashamed of it, is watch an obscene amount of television. I have a couple of shows that I DVR throughout the week and watch them at random.
The first show that is number one in my world right now is Chicagolicious, Lord, Mcray is my gay husband! He just does not know it yet. AJ gets on my nerves a bit though. I mean, his eyes spaz out of his head if a font is not the correct width ( watch the show and you will get what I mean when I say this). He needs to step to the side and let Mcray do his thang.
I also have become obsessed with this show called Taboo. This show is not for the faint of heart! It deals with showing how some people in some parts of the world may view certain things as normal, whereas others may see it as odd or extreme. They have had people on there that believe in being adult babies, people that believe that they should have horns coming out their foreheads, because they think it is a form of art, extreme tattoos....It is an acquired taste. Me being an open person, tend to gravitate towards shows like this, and when you are on vacation, it is the perfect time to rot your brain learn something. There are a few other shows that I love to watch, such as, Pregnant in Heels, and Pretty Little Liars, ( yes, yes! I watch Pretty Little Liars! Say something! I dare you!).
Well, I have droned on about TV and sleep...My life is soooo full! I leave you with a clip of Chicagolicious.
MYBOOWES! <------ Watch the show to get that last lil' tidbit!
Why am I so tired? Is it because I am completely lazy lately? I am on vacation until August. And if you haven't figured it out, yes, I am teacher. I work about 180 days out the year. I deal with children that are ages 10-11. On any given day, I see about 115 kids. Which means, that is 115 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES. The fact that I take a nap everyday at 2pm, is a testament that I am tired as hell. There are some stories that I could tell, that could make your hair stand up on end, and snot fly out of your nose, but due to parents are crazy, I will not go there at this time.
Well, what have I been up to this summer? I read a book or two every week. I take my son to swim everyday. I dream of working out in my mind and never do it. I even have it worked out what I would wear to work out, but I do not have the perfect sneakers to wear...at least, that is what I am telling myself this week.
Another thing that I do for the summer, and I have to say, I am quite ashamed of it, is watch an obscene amount of television. I have a couple of shows that I DVR throughout the week and watch them at random.
The first show that is number one in my world right now is Chicagolicious, Lord, Mcray is my gay husband! He just does not know it yet. AJ gets on my nerves a bit though. I mean, his eyes spaz out of his head if a font is not the correct width ( watch the show and you will get what I mean when I say this). He needs to step to the side and let Mcray do his thang.
I also have become obsessed with this show called Taboo. This show is not for the faint of heart! It deals with showing how some people in some parts of the world may view certain things as normal, whereas others may see it as odd or extreme. They have had people on there that believe in being adult babies, people that believe that they should have horns coming out their foreheads, because they think it is a form of art, extreme tattoos....It is an acquired taste. Me being an open person, tend to gravitate towards shows like this, and when you are on vacation, it is the perfect time to
Well, I have droned on about TV and sleep...My life is soooo full! I leave you with a clip of Chicagolicious.
MYBOOWES! <------ Watch the show to get that last lil' tidbit!
Friday, July 13, 2012
Not Sure Where to Go...
Well,
It has been a few days since I put the marriage post up. I have had some good feed back off of the blog about what I have written. That is always a plus. I would love it, if people left comments within the post though, but I guess that comes with time.
I have been going over and over in my head about some of the things that I should write about. Marriage has been at the front of the list for some time. If you know me personally, then you understand why.
I guess what all this means is, how personal do I make this thing. Do I talk about religion? I know how personal religion is for some, and I also know that some people go above and beyond when you bring up religion. Do I talk about sex? Here I am sitting here with a really smug look on my face... Again, to know me is to love me, and if you know me, you know my mouth is the dirtiest, raunchiest out there. Pun intended!
I think that I should talk about it all. Everything. I think that I need a place to really let go, and say what I want to say. I think that by me saying shit, it gives others a voice as well. So, there you have it. Because of this, I think that my pictures on this blog will be limited. I think that I do not want to add a face to this space just yet. I am curious to know how this will play out.
Please join me on this ride of mixed up files...buckle up.
It has been a few days since I put the marriage post up. I have had some good feed back off of the blog about what I have written. That is always a plus. I would love it, if people left comments within the post though, but I guess that comes with time.
I have been going over and over in my head about some of the things that I should write about. Marriage has been at the front of the list for some time. If you know me personally, then you understand why.
I guess what all this means is, how personal do I make this thing. Do I talk about religion? I know how personal religion is for some, and I also know that some people go above and beyond when you bring up religion. Do I talk about sex? Here I am sitting here with a really smug look on my face... Again, to know me is to love me, and if you know me, you know my mouth is the dirtiest, raunchiest out there. Pun intended!
I think that I should talk about it all. Everything. I think that I need a place to really let go, and say what I want to say. I think that by me saying shit, it gives others a voice as well. So, there you have it. Because of this, I think that my pictures on this blog will be limited. I think that I do not want to add a face to this space just yet. I am curious to know how this will play out.
Please join me on this ride of mixed up files...buckle up.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Relationships and Such
I know it has been some time since I have posted. That stops today.
Lately, I have been thinking about relationships, marriages, etc. Years ago, it was unheard of a woman having a baby outside of wedlock. Some women were even married at the age of 16. It was also unheard of to become divorced. Marriage was held to the highest power. The institution itself was something that meant everything. Fast forward to 2012 and a slumping economy, and marriage has taken a back seat. The divorce rate is higher than ever, and not only that, some relationships are just that, relationships. Marriage need not apply.
I bring all of this up because I am one of these people. No, I did not marry at 16, but I had a couple of aunts that did ( that is a whole 'nother post). No, I am not divorced, because I have never been married. Yes, I am in a long term relationship and have been for some time.
......waiting for it...the question....the question I get all of the time...
(sigh..) I started this bullshit, so I must speak on it.. I have been with the same person for over 10 years. We have a child together. I even wear a ring on my left hand that signifies that I am engaged. Why am I not married? Well, that is a very good question, and I am hoping through this blog and life and waking up every morning that I figure it out.
We love each other very much. We have a good relationship. We both adore our child. He is ready to marry me. Has been for some time. I, on the other hand, have always been the believer of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". But that old adage is just that, old. My child is getting older and wiser, and sooner or later, questions will be asked.
If I had to be real and tell what I really think about marriage, it would go a little something like this: My parents never married. They were/are friendly towards one another, and they were committed in raising me. And let me just say, I am glad it worked out this way. As I have gotten older, and take long looks at my moms personality versus my dad....well, lets just say I question how I even came about. I love them both dearly, but married..I am sorry, it would not have worked.
I have never really seen a good example of marriage in my family. Sure, I have aunts that are married. I have cousins that are married. But, having something like that up close and personal is something that I have never had.
I also wonder if "the paper" ( meaning the marriage license) is all that it is cracked up to be. Do you have to be legally married to be considered happily ever after? I mean, is it a must? Note: I am in no way mocking anyone that is married. I commend you actually, but I am trying to work this out in my head.
I am curious to know what others think about marriage, relationships and what not.
Please note that these are my thoughts and my opinions. I do like to consider myself an expert on things, but this is not one of them. I have offended someone...well, that's just to damn bad!
Lately, I have been thinking about relationships, marriages, etc. Years ago, it was unheard of a woman having a baby outside of wedlock. Some women were even married at the age of 16. It was also unheard of to become divorced. Marriage was held to the highest power. The institution itself was something that meant everything. Fast forward to 2012 and a slumping economy, and marriage has taken a back seat. The divorce rate is higher than ever, and not only that, some relationships are just that, relationships. Marriage need not apply.
I bring all of this up because I am one of these people. No, I did not marry at 16, but I had a couple of aunts that did ( that is a whole 'nother post). No, I am not divorced, because I have never been married. Yes, I am in a long term relationship and have been for some time.
......waiting for it...the question....the question I get all of the time...
(sigh..) I started this bullshit, so I must speak on it.. I have been with the same person for over 10 years. We have a child together. I even wear a ring on my left hand that signifies that I am engaged. Why am I not married? Well, that is a very good question, and I am hoping through this blog and life and waking up every morning that I figure it out.
We love each other very much. We have a good relationship. We both adore our child. He is ready to marry me. Has been for some time. I, on the other hand, have always been the believer of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". But that old adage is just that, old. My child is getting older and wiser, and sooner or later, questions will be asked.
If I had to be real and tell what I really think about marriage, it would go a little something like this: My parents never married. They were/are friendly towards one another, and they were committed in raising me. And let me just say, I am glad it worked out this way. As I have gotten older, and take long looks at my moms personality versus my dad....well, lets just say I question how I even came about. I love them both dearly, but married..I am sorry, it would not have worked.
I have never really seen a good example of marriage in my family. Sure, I have aunts that are married. I have cousins that are married. But, having something like that up close and personal is something that I have never had.
I also wonder if "the paper" ( meaning the marriage license) is all that it is cracked up to be. Do you have to be legally married to be considered happily ever after? I mean, is it a must? Note: I am in no way mocking anyone that is married. I commend you actually, but I am trying to work this out in my head.
I am curious to know what others think about marriage, relationships and what not.
Please note that these are my thoughts and my opinions. I do like to consider myself an expert on things, but this is not one of them. I have offended someone...well, that's just to damn bad!
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Reading and all that Jazz
Do you E-read or do you read a regular ol' book?
I never thought I would see the day that this would be a question. With all of the technology out there, you can read a book anywhere (on the toilet) on anything (cell phone...bet you are wondering if I have read on my cell phone, on the toilet....KEEP WONDERING!)
As ignorant as I am when it comes to technology, I do own a NOOK. It houses a lot of good shit on it too...
Things like the classics (D.H. Lawerence anyone?) to Fifty Shades of Gray ( can you get over some of the shiz in that book? I mean, wow...ok..'nother post). My nook was purchased, because my spouse could not take another actual book coming into this house. I had them everywhere. In the living room, in drawers, in the bathroom, next to my bed, in closets...Ok, you get the idea. Since him purchasing the nook, I bet you are wondering has that slowed down me buying books? The answer to that is yes/no. Yes, because I, of course by them on my nook, so this frees up space in my house. Yes, because he was really serious about me purchasing more books. He actually threatened to hide my books if I did not stop...yup, I wanted to 'eff him up when he said it too. And no, because I am teacher, so I still buy books for my students, and NO because, well, I have a better hiding spot for them now = )
My question to you all is: Do you read on e-readers or read actual books? Do you double dip, like I do?
I never thought I would see the day that this would be a question. With all of the technology out there, you can read a book anywhere (on the toilet) on anything (cell phone...bet you are wondering if I have read on my cell phone, on the toilet....KEEP WONDERING!)
As ignorant as I am when it comes to technology, I do own a NOOK. It houses a lot of good shit on it too...
Things like the classics (D.H. Lawerence anyone?) to Fifty Shades of Gray ( can you get over some of the shiz in that book? I mean, wow...ok..'nother post). My nook was purchased, because my spouse could not take another actual book coming into this house. I had them everywhere. In the living room, in drawers, in the bathroom, next to my bed, in closets...Ok, you get the idea. Since him purchasing the nook, I bet you are wondering has that slowed down me buying books? The answer to that is yes/no. Yes, because I, of course by them on my nook, so this frees up space in my house. Yes, because he was really serious about me purchasing more books. He actually threatened to hide my books if I did not stop...yup, I wanted to 'eff him up when he said it too. And no, because I am teacher, so I still buy books for my students, and NO because, well, I have a better hiding spot for them now = )
My question to you all is: Do you read on e-readers or read actual books? Do you double dip, like I do?
Monday, June 25, 2012
A Slight Introduction...and I do mean Slight
Slow and steady wins the race...
That is what I am keeping in my mind as I get this blog up and rolling. I am working on pictures. I am working on exactly what it is I want to say. I am working on A LOT of SHIT!
However...I am an idiot when it comes to understanding a computer...never less, a WHOLE BLOG!
If you have read this, and you have laughed, please come back...soon...I promise more funny/crazy stuff is to come.
slow and steady...
That is what I am keeping in my mind as I get this blog up and rolling. I am working on pictures. I am working on exactly what it is I want to say. I am working on A LOT of SHIT!
However...I am an idiot when it comes to understanding a computer...never less, a WHOLE BLOG!
If you have read this, and you have laughed, please come back...soon...I promise more funny/crazy stuff is to come.
slow and steady...
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