Current Obsession: Christmas Edition

Yeah,
You read that title correctly. It is November, after all. Which means, Christmas is rightthere.
The way I see it, I need to share with the world what it is I would like to obtain for Christmas. 
Does it mean I will get these things? Probably not. I have a five year old who tends to take all of my money around this time. *Light Bulb* did you just see the light bulb go off over my head? No, well I did. I think its only fair that if I share what I want, then its only fair to share some of the bullshit toys he wants. You can decide who is being ridiculous and who has the right idea....

My Current Number One Obsession:

NOOK

I need this baby, like fat kid needs hostess. I have the first edition, and by first edition Barnes and Nobel looks at me like I'm crazy when I ask for upgrades for the thing. It's almost like they are saying, UPGRADE, BITCH! I know some of you people are Apple people ( why is that, can someone explain the phenomenon behind apple?) But, I wont cave just yet. Damn, its just so beautiful, isn't it? 

The five year old Current Obsession ( can't say it is his number one, because everything is his number one):

Furby

People, look at this 'effing thing. Just take a step back and look at it. W-T-F?! From my understanding, this thing does not even have an off button. What parent buys a toy for their kids, that they can't turn off?? Then, the damn thing doesn't speak "English" it speaks "Furbish" ( read: Rubish). As a teacher, I know kids can hardly speak correctly now, and you want to create a toy to further that downward spiral? Whatthehell?!

I can say with a clear mind, that this may be on his list, but Santa shant not bring this fur bag in my crib this Christmas. 

* Note: These opinions are my own. In no way has Barnes and Nobles or the maker of Furby have anything to do with what is stated. If I have offended anyone...stop reading my damn blog!